I understand your inconsistencies, I have a knack for excuses that are meant to intrigue. You called me in the middle of the night and asked if this was worth it. Maybe not. Maybe so. But what is life if none of the choices I make are brave? No. I want this even if it makes your heart waver. Keen Malasarte, You have a tendency that leaves me weak, but I’ll still fight for what I think is worth something. (via acupofkeen)

(via acupofkeen)


Source: acupofkeen
Fall for him but never chase him, never. What my mother told me about falling in love (via pagibigdatcom)

(via astraaaaaa)


Source: pagibigdatcom

seeminglydeepstatement:

somefantasticallies:

vivalatrench:

mrsugarpink:

rapewhistled:

followmehome:

It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.

It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.

It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.

It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…

its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…

it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.

It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race

It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”

Maybe it’s Maybelline 

(via kaidakilllla)

t-esserae:

I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant

Do you not understand that he couldn’t be touched

(via andrewquo)


Source: t-esserae

(via empyrien)


Source: bangbreezy
unabating:

-angel:

“I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

this quote reads like an excerpt from an 18th century novel and it’s from fucking spongebob

unabating:

-angel:

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

this quote reads like an excerpt from an 18th century novel and it’s from fucking spongebob

(via thefuuuucomics)

Dont miss out on something that could be great just because it could also be difficult. Unknown (via suchvodka)

(via alexxibaby)


Source: for-dayys

keeppthevibe:

I might be too young to settle down and marry, but I’m definitely too old to be playing anymore games. I’m too old to just be talking to someone, too old to not know what’s really going on, and too old to be entertaining somebody with no intentions of making it work. At this age, I’m only interested in consistency, stability, respect and loyalty. And I want to hear someone tell me that they love me and know they goddam mean it.

(via nicolebrannum)


Source: keeppthevibe
atribecalledgoodbreed:

When you saw this on Saturday you knew shit was about to go down on Disney.

atribecalledgoodbreed:

When you saw this on Saturday you knew shit was about to go down on Disney.

(via thefuuuucomics)


Source: ramenjesus

thrustingbutts:

skincarvedheart:

that-horny-mofo:

Remember when Kim Possible was on Lilo and Stitch?

image

Or How about when The Proud Family decided to visit?

image

Or when those fucking kids from Recess came over to Hawaii

image

Lilo was a popular little bitch.

the conflicting art styles are making me uncomfortable…

(via thefuuuucomics)


Source: thehornymofo
next


powered by tumblr | themed by fusels